Chris and I are AWESOME. 'Nuff said.

Lilith Hellmann 12:16 am were you making fun of my spelling?
Christopher Gaugler 12:18 am
No
'Not in the least actually.
I put it in parentheses to emphasis the sarcasm, that being anally-sodomized by sweaty old man and their wrinkly dicks is actually, surprisingly, NOT my most favorite thing in the world.
Lilith Hellmann 12:19 am
lol
Oh
Christopher Gaugler 12:19 am
In fact, it's down there near the bottom with, 'Having my balls eaten by sharks.'
Lilith Hellmann 12:19 am
Or penguins.
That would blow too.
Christopher Gaugler 12:19 am
Again, not the sarcasm parentheses, or as I like to call them, sarcatheses.
Lilith Hellmann 12:19 am
Dork
lol
Christopher Gaugler 12:19 am
Ugh...don't get me started on Penguins.
OUCH!
Christopher Gaugler 12:20 am
*Sad murrrr*
Lilith Hellmann 12:20 am
Atleast their suits make them look like classy little midgets.
While they're chompin' on yo junk.
They're climbing in your windows, snatching your junk up, trying to eat it.
So ya better hid your balls, hide your testes and hide your family jewels cause they're eatin' err ball out there.
You don't have to go to the north pole, they gonna find you.
Lilith Hellmann 12:22 am
And if you think you can, you are dumb. You are really dumb, for real.
So you can run and tell that, ho-ho-homeboy.
Christopher Gaugler 12:23 am
Don't you mean 'homoboy'? ;-)
Lilith Hellmann 12:23 am
Guilty conscience?
Christopher Gaugler 12:23 am
No, not really, just expected of you.
lol
Lilith Hellmann 12:23 am
suuuuuuuuuuure.
lots of u's=sarcasm.
Or as I like to call it- *dramatic pause*.......sarcasm.
Lilith Hellmann 12:25 am
if you're from germany, you're german.
if you're from poland, you're polish.
what's holland?
hollandish?
hollandian
?
Christopher Gaugler 12:26 am
Ummm...I don't know.
Lilith Hellmann 12:26 am
dutch?
is it dutch?
Lilith Hellmann 12:26 am
I gotta be right.
Cause where do the dutch come from?
hahahaha, omg, I'm o proud of myself!
right?
Christopher Gaugler 12:27 am
OH BABY! I'm so proud of -wait, don't they came from Deutschelande? lol
Lilith Hellmann 12:28 am
Then the amish are dutch.
Because when you go to PA they're called Dutch-Amish.
Like, the area.
omg....
Beer and tramadol makes me a genius!