(Chris & I on AIM, talking aout vampires and various gay things. He mentiones their ability to 'telepathically communicate" w/night animals. Bats, wolves, cats, etc...)
Lilith Hellmann 2:58 pm
I can sense you own more ass-less chaps than a normal man should, vampire! The cat hissed.
Christopher Gaugler 2:59 pm
And then Caine shot the cat with his vampiric laser-eyes, and all was right.
Lilith Hellmann 3:00 pm
And then Pandora staked him and pooped on his ashes. And all was right.
Christopher Gaugler 3:00 pm
And she got poop and ashes on her new rug. And all was right. And she had sexy time with the carpet-cleaner man.
Lilith Hellmann 3:01 pm
Indeed.
Christopher Gaugler 3:01 pm
Indeed. *Smoke smoke smoke* Tariffs.
Lilith Hellmann 3:02 pm
*twirls moustache* Quite. The cotton gin.
Christopher Gaugler 3:03 pm
Elie Whitney. *Sips expensive wine* Indeed. Quite a balling-good fellow.
Lilith Hellmann 3:06 pm
John Denver. *kills a cloned Dodo for amusement* Country roads, take me home. West Virginia...mountain mama. Take me home, country roads.
Christopher Gaugler 3:07 pm
Slaves......we need more of 'em.
Lilith Hellmann 3:07 pm
LOL
Christopher Gaugler 3:08 pm
Oh take me home, where the large furried, equestrians with horns roam, where the veal-meat and the coyote-fodder play.
I love you!!
Lilith Hellmann 3:08 pm
Where not oft does one hear a word of negative connotation, and the skies are lacking any cloud covering for the majority of the sun-lit hours.
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